Hi, I’m Eli.
A fat trans guy.
A fat trans guy in his 40s.
A fat, white, trans guy in his 40s.
God, I bet you guys can’t click away fast enough.
But wait, you know what people do love?
I’m letting you in on this one on the ground floor.
You see, I wasn’t always fat. I was always trans, but just started the physical transition a little over five years ago.
If you give a shit about my transition, click over to this site’s big brother, My Life With Tits.
If not, stay put. This entry ain’t over.
A Condensed Background for Interested Parties
Why am I here? Well, I’m here writing this blog because I used to look hot in the mirror. That’s no longer the case. That’s my truth. You don’t like it? Fuck off, this blog’s not for you. Unless you’re a fat trans guy tired of being a fat trans guy. Then this blog might be for you.
This blog is about my health, and FTM issues relating to health. This blog is for trans guys, and cis guys, in that we sometimes overlap. This blog is for allies if you find it helpful.
I swear a lot, and my outlook on my appearance and the way I talk about myself might not be for you. That’s ok. I bet there’s some shit you’re into that I find offensive. So I can fuck off, right? Right. I can fuck right off.
But if you’re ok with the swears, and how I talk about my body, and you find this stuff interesting or helpful or encouraging, well then fuck yeah, stick around. Watch my fat ass get skinny agin.
What Can I Expect as an Observer?
Welp, you can expect posts a couple times a week.
You can expect the swears to keep coming.
You can expect links and tips from others in the trans health community. You can expect responses to any queries within a reasonable amount of time.
You got questions? Ask them. If not, let’s get uncomfortable together. Let’s dive right the fuck in.