Bio. For the nerds.

Our hero wasn’t always fat.

As a child in the 80s, he spent a lot of time playing outside, because video games sucked back then and there were only like ten tv channels and all the adults in his house smoked.

But as he got older being inside was more fun.  He cozied up to books & writing.  Both have been good friends to him over the years.  His basketball collected dust.

Now he’s 40.  And fat.  And fuck this shit.  That kid in him is kicking his fat ass all the way to the gym.

Behold his marred and glorious journey.